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The Black Bra  I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 25+ years.  We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing  a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.  We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.  Here's how it all went.  My engaged friend:  The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.  He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my dreams. I love you."  Then, we made love all night long.  The mistress:  Me too!  The other night I met my lover at his office, and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels,  and mask over my eyes and a raincoat.  When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.  Then I had to share my story:  When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos, and a mask over my eyes.  As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,  "What's for dinner, Batman?"